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The not so emo kid

wow, how stupid can people be?

TechWannabe

wow religion is the BIGGEST contradiction EVER!

i guess we're all satanic bastards right? YES!

travail

by far my favorite is "-Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this."

hahahahahaha

odysseyfiend

i guess im a goth
cause having an interest in sex
is a goth thing. I thought that
was just the hormonal state of
a teenager? also having insomnia

ps.Count chocula is the shit

Poor

I'm a devout catholic, I attend mass every sunday and pray. I ride my little BMX bike at least once a week (college is rough) and a number of these can describe me. I hate how close minded some of these church people are, its disgusting. I hate when people try to talk about something they have no clue about. I mean connecting tattoos, piercings, alcohol, Count Chocula, Philosophy, Buddhism, Hinduism, sex, cable TV, boredom, the internet, and black clothes to the devil and straight up evil is just rediculous and going to far. The sad thing is I'm sure some retarded parents out there will/would get all worked up over this and send their kid to counselling which does more harm than good in my opinion. Oh yeah, I absolutely LOVE Count Chocula. So, damn good!!!!

Lucas

I'm catholic but I hate when people try pushing religions or being atheist. You are what you are. Leave every one else alone!

Corey

i guess im a goth because i sleep too much, masterbate, eat count chocula, play violent video games, say im bored, express an interest in sex, spend time with friends when no adult is around, misbehave, drink, etc. etc.

damn im so goth according to jesus

l-town dane

so since im kinda open with my sexuality i guess im goth, sweet, glad to know that, and masturbate, raddd

Jared

haha wow, what parent reading this wouldnt find at least 5 of these things going on with their child. Im sure they are gonna call up the theripist and go my kid has an interest in sex, and not only that he eats count chocula, what can you do for him?

pat ellis

wow, for some reason i match with some of those descriptions, but im pretty much a full christian. how can cable television be considered satanic? dumb githic kids...

pat ellis

*gothic, not githic...

daniel ifer

this thing was totally made up, fric ,, you think theyd put something about cereal

todd...

honest...that came directly from some church site. i didn't change any of it.

Fenix

Its people like that that make christian religion look bad Iam christian and I have no problem with the way you look or the things you eat just knowing the truth is all that matters to me!

daniel ifer

alright dude,, i believe you guys,, thats crazy,,, what the fric is wrong wid them,,, i went to a huge christian music festival this summer and there was a "christian goth tent",,i was kind of weirded out but i thought it was cool, so it sucks that people stereotype goth people as being so bad,, but acording to thiss,, then we're all bad cause we're all related to being goth , fric some people piss me off

Fenix

LISTEN TO SHOWBREAD!!!!!!!!just wanted to tell you RAW ROCK KILLS!!! and "NO, SIR NIHILISM IS NOT PRACTICLE" OH YEAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!

kev

since when does beer make you goth

superman

Im not anywhere near gothic , but im a bisexual chick who likes tatoos and beer and a little metallica on the stereo.... does that make me a bad person... according to the fuck wads, HELL YES!!!!

reez

Damn, according to this, i don't know anyone who isn't goth.

Corey

BACK UP! THE COUNT CHOCULA IS POSSESSED!!!

somerandomjerkoff

drinks alcohal? that is the most hypacridical thing i have ever heard the cathloc church serves alcohal at communion religon what a bullshit scam i hate how people try to judge things they have no idea about

MOTHERSAGAINSTGOTHS

I COMPLETLY AGREE WITH EVERYTHING THIS DOCUMENT SAYS! COUNT CHOCLATE OR WHAT EVER THE CEREAL IS CALLED IS THE SUBSTININCE OF SATAN! PEOPLE WHO DRINK BLOOD, LISTEN TO ROCK/ROLL MUSIC DESERVE TO BE IMPRISONED IN HELL FOR ETERNITY WITH SATAN. THEY CAN GO AHEAD AND MASTERBATE WITH SATAN. SEX IS FOR THE SOLE PERPOSE OF PROCREATION AND SHOULDENT BE ENJOYED! AND SATANIC SPORTING EVENTS SUCH AS BYCICLE RIDING AND EXTREME ROLLER SKATING SHOULD BE BANNED FOR ETERNITY. THEY TEAR UP GODS BEUTIFUL LAND AND DRAW PEE PEE'S ON OTHER PEOPLES PROPERTY!
SUGGESTIONS:
1. TRAIN TO BECOME A PRIEST AND FUFIL A LIFE OF CHASTITY
2. LISTEN TO GOOD MUSIC LIKE KENNY G OR YANNI OR JARS OF CLAY
3. EAT HEALTHY, CHURCHED APROVED BREAKFAST CERIAL LIKE SPECIAL K.
4. WATCH CHANNEL 13 (ITS A CHRISTIAN NETWORK THAT KIDS WOULD ENJOY BECAUSE IT HAS POSITIVE VALUES AND TEACHES YOU ABOUT GOD)
5. STOP EXTREME SPORTS!

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

dudeman

WOW that mothersagainstgoths bitch is a straight up retard, u go listen to ur gay ass music and watch ur retard channel while i spraypaint a huge penis across ur house

Bdong

I love fundmentalist they make me laugh

pat ellis

wow, that motheragainstgoths just made God sound like a dictator. God loves us all and doesn't care if we masturbate or watch cable television. Jesus saves!

bbmartini

so im like goth? woe as me

a kid with a name

f*ck you somerandomjerkoff...wow i guess i am a goth but i sure as hell dont look like one...when people talk about shit they dont know is gay...let people be who they want to be

a kid with a name

i didnt mean somerandomjerkoff i ment to say that to motheragainstgoths....oops

brett

it's not a real religious site. It's made to mock fundmentalist Christains.

brett

i just looked it up and maybe it's not what i thought...

trot

fuck organizied religion. fuck even talking to people who didnt ask you first about your religion. period. waste of time.

cb

hahah drink blood..who drinks blood?

marcum

Well shit. Now i KNOW im goth.

jarvis

wow, im a christian and i found that IDIOTIC

dave dunphy

im buddhist.

g-man

Who would take that seriously? im christian, but man, count chocula is cool.

MOTHERSAGAINSTGOTHS

YOU PEOPLE HAVE FUN IN HELL WITH THOSE GOTHS AND HUNTER S. THOMPSON BECAUSE BY MAKING FUN OF ME YOU ARE MAKING FUN OF GOD HIMSELF! AND SATAN SHALL POKE YOU WITH HIS TRIDANT EVER SO HARDER FOR IT! YOU ALL ARE BLASPHEMERS AND I HOPE TO SEE YOU IN THE CONFESSIONAL SOON FOR REPENTENCE!

THE LORD OF HOST!

trot

for some reason i think the post above mine is todd.....

todd...

sorry...it was not

dudeman

yea.. im not saying it is todd but i think someone might just b fucking around cuz i dont think someone would make that big of a deal about something like this

Kurt

hahaha half of that shit describes Rappers and a lot of black people (sorry if im excluding anyone!!!! Excessive intrest in tattos and piercings.. drinks.. smokes..odd silver jewlery.. hahahaa just some things i noticed

PFCArmy

gee guess we're all goths and satanic followers. this is why overly religious people are a joke. they try to force religion into every person they meet and if you don't accept it then ur a heathen. like for instance if u masterbate or think about sex ur going to hell. i mean come on you mean to tell me that the people that are pastors or priests have NEVER masterbated or Thought about sex? thats a load of shit cause we're all human and its called free will people

i ride a little bike

dude f*ck mothersagainstgoths, she needs to go get laid, cuz i just think shes too damn horny, and shes just taking it out on us cuz shes jealous that even the priest gets more that she does.

Fenix

My friend's mom got the exact same letter in the mail and then grounded him for being "goth."

Freakin catholics...

spentsociety

mothersagainstgoths doest exist, look at the e-mail adress for them, and who the F*** is "jars of clay"

whiskey tango foxtrot

Obviously mothersagainstgoths meant their comments as a satire, Because they have the literary ability on a teenager. On top of that they didn't qoute the bible or anything of that catholic nature.

whiskey tango foxtrot

Dont preist(the celebate ones) have wet dreams sence they never masturbate or have sex? I'm surprised they dont quit being preist when they do. Because the idea of having and orgasim without the intetion of making a baby is a sin. I love how much the bible talks about wine and sex and then preist publicly say that stuff is "evil" or "Not the way of the lord"

TechWannabe

woot! to the buddhist dave

im not okay...

lmfao! im a goth now!ahhahahahah what does masterbating have to do with being a goth?!

im not okay...

that made my fuckin day!

mike

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT hahaha Count Chocula hahahaha thats rich hahahahaha wow im cathlic for some reason i hate my self now hahahahaha

Violet

OH DEAR GOD how SAD you are! I am not a goth, and have never claimed to be so, yet I fulfill a few of those points. Well, actually, quite a lot of them. You should stop being so narrow-minded and just accept that your children are trying to assert their independance.

Most kids grow out of it, and in about a year's time they'll be bothering the Bible again so have no worries.

Violet x

Danann

hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahhahhahhahahahahahahahahhhahhahahahahahahahahahahahah

SKAFiA bitches

band shirts, ''rock music'' ,count chocula,masturbating, i think ever rider i know is goth.....i better turn emo and wear a scarf so they cant drink my blood hahahahahaha

Rfsrider

I LOVE TO MASTERBATE, but i love to listen to rock music too(hell yeah SLAYER), wait i love to listen to rock music and masterbate at the same time while thinkin about all those mothersagainstgoths members..... mmmm mothersagainstgoths put a little count chocula on them and you got yourself a good time...

hahaha

ha when im bored i masterbate, when im hungry i drink blood and masterbate, i think all of those pretty much apply to me...apart from the privacy thing ...ill knock one off whether there is someone in the room or not i dont care. i am EVIL PURE EVIL

drinkBRISK-getlaid

wooow johnny! easy on the gothic stuffs.... u might blow a gasket...

(johnny as in mothersagainstgoths)mmmmm...chocolaty cereal....yummmmm....

Justin

i love to masterbate, eat count chocola cereal, listen to rock music, be by myself, drink, think about sed, sleep way too much, complain about being bored, and do all those other anti-christ things all AT THE SAME TIME! I AM THE DEVIL HIMSELF, WATCH OUT!

Mike

hahahahahah what the fuck. religion is so fuckin gay, its all made up lies, on the satanic side as well, or whatever u call it. Skakes head violently to music? eats countchocula....lol, id eat that and listen to dimmu borgir while splooging all over whoever wrote that's face.

fuktupraverider

hey i can have wonderful toasty cat tranqualizers for breakfast.... cuz the church approves special k for !!!!w00t w00t.....90% of those things apply to me and im a raver......not goth

fuktupraverider

click my name in above post for pickture of special k

fly

ALRIGHT!!!! I CAN STILL SACRIFICE CHICKENS AND DANCE AROUND MY PYRE NAKED WITH A RED CAPE AND NOT GO TO HELL??? THANKS GOD
KIND OF A BUMMER THOUGH, I GUESS I AM NOT GOTH ANYMORE
pity...

Phil

arent quite a few of theese normal trates of most teens/young adults within access of the drinking blood and suicidal shit?

Ryan

this is my sudo-goth story about why i quiting goign to church once a year:
I used to go on the weekend trips with the youth group to go to paint ball and shit. Well, on my last ever trip with any church group was to Laser Quest, and i had a kick ass time with my name as "Lemon Jello." In the church van ride home our youth leader tunred around and said "so guys, what did oyu learn today?"
"about what?"
"about god and jesus of course!"
"uh, i dunno... they liek lasers?"
This was the last straw i had in religion, so i kinda gave it up, except for christmas because i get free shit. But i am in deep shti now, because my GF is a Irich Catholic. Kinda ironic, eh?

Ryan

oops, i ment irish catholic, not irich. Then again, i haven't met one catholic that hasn't had a ton of gold shit in their house

D~Fresh

what about hating puppies?doesnt that make u goth too?

Jared

I think that fool whoever said that shit about Vampires drinkin blood is a fool... Not all Vampires drink blood... There are I think 2 different types of Vampires you dumbass.... There is the one who drinks the blood.. There is the one who takes lifeforce energy... Damn whoever wrote all that shit about goths is full of it.... He doesn't know shit about us real goths... He does have a point about the poser goths tho....

n00bgirl

Omg, the church and the christians is going fucking crazy! After reading this shit, I'm like the devil. O-yama, Mania, and so on, PURE evil. at least pure goth.. jeeesMOTHERSAGAINSTGOTHS, you are like totaly sick.

Ashley

OH MY LORD!!! that is me...um....yes ahem...i mean...i am a good little angel who will one day become a nun and praize the lord everyday.


suckas

Luis

i can't stand all this shit...just 'acuse i like stuff like sex or cable tv....or the freakin' count chocula..
i like everythin' and it doesn't mean shit to me ..

AshS

fuck that shyt! St.Mary's Church needs to be set ablaze already fuck...they can shove all that shit back up thier ass...cuz they don't kno shit bout us, goths, wtf did they do interview one...how tha hell do they kno that goths like to masterbate...shiiiit...i'm with u Jared ur right bout tha vampirism and is ur last name Flett? ne wayz...PISS OFF ST. MARY'S PUSSY ASS CHURCH...ROT IN HELL U PETHETIC NUNS!

C_yA_2_mOrRoW

this is kinda weird cuz everyone pretty much duz the same things so i guess we r all goth well shit if i cant eat a simple box of kiddie cerial the little kids are eat count chocula too soo then I GUESS WE R ALL GOTHS!!


C_yA_2_mORroW

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